The view from my window. Looking across the
Wabash River toward the south.
1. Eat things I swear I hate but haven't tried since I was a kid.
2. Pay for the person behind me in the drive-thru.
3. Watch the sun rise.
4. Buy a gift for 3 children for the Christmas Angel program.
5. Put together a memory book.
6. Organize all of my pictures.
7. Organize and shred unnecessary items in file cabinet.
8. Identify 10 things that make me happy.
9. Dye my hair a different color.
10. Create a time capsule to be opened when I die.
I have been having trouble getting to sleep for the past week. I have just flat been too tired to sleep. So, I turned to the source of all knowledge for the cure: the Internet. People, there are some awesome medical advice there just waiting for me to use it.
Here are 3 of my favorite insomnia cures I found and my general reactions:
1. Rub your temple with cat fat. (WTF? Where do you get cat fat? I think killing an innocent kitty would keep me up for different reasons)
2. Eat chicken cooked with milkweed. (Isn't milkweed poisonous? so weird)
3. Smoke a mixture of black tobacco, toad powder, and honey. (My personal favorite)
Given the choice between kitty butchering, putting myself to sleep permanently and smoking something--I choose...(drum roll please).....to take a pill. As a side note, late night infomercials are soooo awesome. Currently, I am watching a fantabulous commercial for the Snuggie. Operators are standing by right now for my call!!
1. I am way too fond of my robe and slippers.
2. I like raw oysters.
3. A sunny day always puts me in a good mood.
4. I am useless if I don’t get 6 hrs of sleep.
5. I try to find the joy everyday.
6. I believe in Karma.
7. I have great ideas, for many years I feared they may be dorky, so I kept them to myself. I no longer care what anyone thinks.
8. I’m good enough.
9. I’m smart enough.
10. If I won a million dollars I would give most of it away.