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- When I buy a new set of measuring cups where do half of them disappear to a year later? Is there some measuring crisis in another room of the house that I don't know about?
- Why are my cheeks always pink even when I'm not having a hot flash. As someone who was perpetually pale, this seems odd...
- Why does oatmeal look so bad but taste so good?
- How big does a grape have to be to make a "jumbo" raisin?
- Why do my 60,000 mile tires need replaced at 45,000?
- Why doesn't my "to do" list ever get smaller?
- How did I get so old?
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ReplyDeleteROFLMAO...fantastic!
-- I keep mine on a "short leash".
-- My cheeks just get 5 o'clock shadow by 2PM
-- Dunno, don't care...I love it.
-- I can't say - I'm still working on the whole PLUM/PRUNE thing.
-- Planned obsolescence, m'dear...ditto for 5 yr. car batteries that ONLY last 3.5 yrs.
-- 'Ya Gotta start making some "TO DON'T" lists.
-- 'Cause we couldn't get YOUNGER, and all that good stuff hadda go SOMEWHERE.
ANother week - another smile.
Thanks!