Thursday, June 26, 2014

Warning

Warning! Another bullet list.  This list is just me meandering through the senseless garbage in my head…
  • Why is water wet? Oh that is a stupid question, what do you expect water to be, dry with a touch of lemon?
  • Why is the weather so wonky lately?  Probably due to climate change they keep mentioning.
  • Why don’t the Washington Redskins drop the word “Washington” that is more offensive than Redskins.
  • I hate it when people say “he’s a nice person, once you get to know him” They might as well say he’s an a$$ but you will get used to it.
  • When you are dead you don’t know you are dead and it is only difficult for others.  Same when you are stupid.
  • Some day I will just be a memory .. I want to be a good one.

2 comments:

  1. MsN:

    --Dry w/ a touch of lemon...LMAO!
    (cup of SAND, anyone?)

    --It's that damn HAARP array in Alaska!

    --I never thought of doing THAT...makes BETTER sense.

    --I'm usually a nice person AS SOON AS you meet me (problem solved).

    --Yeah, but SOME people can get OVER being STUPID.
    (don't think many have gotten over being dead)

    --And as long as you are a good memory, you will NEVER be forgotten.

    Great stuff.

    Stay safe down there.

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  2. The nice person one is a classic, and oh so true.

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