Monday, November 2, 2015

Things my Spam Folder tells me

 
  • I have millions of dollars waiting for me in Africa.
  • I don't ever have to worry about erectile dysfunction ever again.
  • My hip injury recall is all taken care of. Whatever that is....
  • Single moms make $1,470 per week working from home.
  • The Scooter Store wants me to become a client.
  • I also have millions of euros waiting for me.
  • Alexander McQueen left me all his money!
  • There are lots of dating sites for people over 50.
  • Olive Garden really misses me.
  • I am eligible for a Master Card. Platinum.
  • If I buy an iRenew bracelet, I will never have a health issue. Ever.
  • I have a dead relative in Latvia who left me $12 million.
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2 comments:

  1. Bob G.November 2, 2015 at 3:45 PM

    MsN:
    This is gonna be a hum-dinger.
    (they still say that right?)

    --Africa? YOU TOO? We must be RELATED!
    --ME NEITHER...LOL!
    --Since they recalled my hip injury, I guess I can NEVER EXPECT ONE, right?
    --And drug-dealers make that much PER NIGHT!
    --I'm holding out for the Aston-Martin dealership to make ME a client!
    --I think MY Euros are still in AFRICA.
    --I wish STEVE McQueen left me that Mustang.
    --And there are TWICE as many scams for the SAME age-group.
    --They never missed me. I feel left out.
    --They're bugging me with American Express.
    --I gotta get me a COUPLE of those bracelets, just to be EXTRA sure.
    --I have several dead relatives in PA that left me...period.
    (still miss them all)

    Excellent post.

    Stay safe & be well down there, dear.

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  2. CWMartinNovember 2, 2015 at 7:50 PM

    My question- did you EVER have to worry about erectile dysfunction?

    (PS as I typed this, I saw the dreaded squiggle under dysfunction. Somehow I seemed to have missed the first "n"...)

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