Wednesday, February 3, 2016

This week's new annoyances (symptoms) of my advancing years:


  • Cannot see the buttons on the phone
  • Cannot hear anything except screaming children in restaurants
  • Raging dyslexia
  • Overnight eyelash loss
  • A need to talk to the people on television
  • A need to talk to myself
  • Overnight goatee
  • A need to scream at the lead story on the news at 6
  • Everything itches
  • Everything is especially itchy between 2 and 5 AM
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2 comments:

  1. CWMartinFebruary 3, 2016 at 8:46 PM

    I feel ya...

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  2. Bob G.February 4, 2016 at 8:55 AM

    MsN:

    --I know the feeling with the phones.
    (reading glasses are my godsend)
    --Don;t go that often to restaurants (for that reason).
    --Dyslexia only seems to happen with these damn keyboards.
    --Can't say I;m losing eyelashes.
    --I mostly SCREAM at them (and they know who they are)
    --Been talking to myself for years - best damn one-way conversations on the planet. I';m working on answering myself now.
    --goatee? I have the full beard shadow.
    --Been doing THAT for years (must be the city I live in)
    --So far, not having that happen.
    --Nah...not for me.

    Very good post.

    Stay safe (and less itchy) down there, dear.

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