You are too old to trick or treat when…..

10. You keep knocking on your own door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops candy in your bag you lose your balance and fall over.

6. When people say “Great Mask” and you are not wearing one.

5. When the door opens and you yell “Trick or ???” and can’t remember the rest.

4. At the end of the evening you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to choose a costume that does not dislodge your hair piece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go out Trick or Treating

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE