The Pasta Diet
1) You walka pasta the bakery.
2) You walka pasta the candy store.
3) You walka pasta the Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta the table and fridge.
And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
1 comment:
MSN:
ROFL...love the "pasta" diet (now a staple of mine)
1- They just suffer more earthquakes & tsunamis
2-I hear Many suffer from acute "lead-poisoning", especially when muling drugs.
3- The Chinese ARE "drinking" in our economy, however.
4- But let's leave the clerics out of it...lol
5- And they brought beer & sausages over HERE, and I've been glad ever since.
--Agreed, especially in the ghettohood (where ebonics reign).
And remember, what DOESN'T kill you makes you STRONGER.
(not bathing makes one "stronger", too...just not in a GOOD kinda way)
Great funny for the weekend.
Thank.
Stay safe (and keep cool) down there.
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