- Cannot see the buttons on the phone
- Cannot hear anything except screaming children in restaurants
- Raging dyslexia
- Overnight eyelash loss
- A need to talk to the people on television
- A need to talk to myself
- Overnight goatee
- A need to scream at the lead story on the news at 6
- Everything itches
- Everything is especially itchy between 2 and 5 AM
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
This week's new annoyances (symptoms) of my advancing years:
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I feel ya...
MsN:
--I know the feeling with the phones.
(reading glasses are my godsend)
--Don;t go that often to restaurants (for that reason).
--Dyslexia only seems to happen with these damn keyboards.
--Can't say I;m losing eyelashes.
--I mostly SCREAM at them (and they know who they are)
--Been talking to myself for years - best damn one-way conversations on the planet. I';m working on answering myself now.
--goatee? I have the full beard shadow.
--Been doing THAT for years (must be the city I live in)
--So far, not having that happen.
--Nah...not for me.
Very good post.
Stay safe (and less itchy) down there, dear.
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