During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,? said the
director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a
bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “ A normal person would use the bucket because
it is larger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No.” said the director, “ A normal person would just pull the plug. Do you
want a bed by the window?”
So what did you pick?
3 comments:
I just wondered why you were visiting...
Chris you are such a smart a$$ I love it!
MsN:
That could NOT have been YOU...both of us know better...lol.
Cute story...nice to smile.
(doesn't hurt as much today)
Stay safe down there.
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