- I have millions of dollars waiting for me in Africa.
- I don't ever have to worry about erectile dysfunction ever again.
- My hip injury recall is all taken care of. Whatever that is....
- Single moms make $1,470 per week working from home.
- The Scooter Store wants me to become a client.
- I also have millions of euros waiting for me.
- Alexander McQueen left me all his money!
- There are lots of dating sites for people over 50.
- Olive Garden really misses me.
- I am eligible for a Master Card. Platinum.
- If I buy an iRenew bracelet, I will never have a health issue. Ever.
- I have a dead relative in Latvia who left me $12 million.
Monday, November 2, 2015
Things my Spam Folder tells me
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MsN:
This is gonna be a hum-dinger.
(they still say that right?)
--Africa? YOU TOO? We must be RELATED!
--ME NEITHER...LOL!
--Since they recalled my hip injury, I guess I can NEVER EXPECT ONE, right?
--And drug-dealers make that much PER NIGHT!
--I'm holding out for the Aston-Martin dealership to make ME a client!
--I think MY Euros are still in AFRICA.
--I wish STEVE McQueen left me that Mustang.
--And there are TWICE as many scams for the SAME age-group.
--They never missed me. I feel left out.
--They're bugging me with American Express.
--I gotta get me a COUPLE of those bracelets, just to be EXTRA sure.
--I have several dead relatives in PA that left me...period.
(still miss them all)
Excellent post.
Stay safe & be well down there, dear.
My question- did you EVER have to worry about erectile dysfunction?
(PS as I typed this, I saw the dreaded squiggle under dysfunction. Somehow I seemed to have missed the first "n"...)
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