Understand?

Let’s see if I understand how this old world works now days:

If a man cuts his finger off slicing salami at work:

He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day or 40 years and die of lung cancer:

Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving drunk:

He blames the bartender.

If your Grandchildren are brats with out manners:

You blame Television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged mad man:

You blame the gun manufacturer.

If a crazy person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead:

The mother of the crazed mad man blames the airlines.

I must have lived too long to understand the world any more.