1. Avoid Alliteration. Always.
2. I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
3. Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
4. I can't define irony;but, I know it when I see it
5. My identity lies in not knowing who I am.
6. I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.
7. Death to all fanatics!
8. I always try to do things in chronological order.
9. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
10. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.
1 comment:
MSN:
Aw, God...you always find a way to get a smile on my face EARLY in the morning, don'cha?
ROFLMAO!
Thanks for the funnies - I will have to try and use some of them on the missus.
:)
Have a fantastic weekend!
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