Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Solutions

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this mamby-pamby whining over racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.....Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're
in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number........."

2 comments:

Bob G. said...

MSN:
Somehow, I got a feeling your brother had a hand in this...LOL.
A good remedy, none the less.

Have a great day.

Anonymous said...

And right next to it you could sell tickets; "The Big Bang Wins The Big Bucks !" step right up. (The floor opens....removes the yucky stuff, the shower washes off the rest and 'walla'...next contestant! Brillant! Wish I had thought of it.
Snakefoot