You are too old to trick or treat when…..

10. You keep knocking on your own door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops candy in your bag you lose your balance and fall over.

6. When people say “Great Mask” and you are not wearing one.

5. When the door opens and you yell “Trick or ???” and can’t remember the rest.

4. At the end of the evening you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to choose a costume that does not dislodge your hair piece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go out Trick or Treating

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

Corbin's team wins the Championship!!

WAY to GO Chargers!

And his biggest little fan

At Corbins Football game

Things to do when hard times hit.

1. Keep your spirits up.
2. Things will change they always do.
3. Count your blessings.
4. Be gentle with your self.
5. Pray, meditate, relax.
6. Stay in touch with family and friends.
7. Make your needs known.
8. Ask for help.
9. Never ever give up.

Things that bother me today.

1. Walking into a spider web.
2. People who don’t vote and then do nothing but complain about the results.
3. Drivers who don’t use their turn signals.
4. Web sites with horizontal scrolling.
5. Web sites with music, I leave immediately.
6. Telemarketers
7. People who let their dogs use my yard as their toilet.
8. People who can’t wait to file a lawsuit to get rich quick.
9. When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.
10. People who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck
11. When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief.
12. Cashiers that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.
13. People who give their kids weird names
14. People who have no idea what "personal space" is.
15. Speed bumps

A Great Campaign

These are actual billboards in Detroit , Michigan put up by GM. They start off the Chrysler Freeway by the GMHQ - and branch out through Pontiac , Livonia and Plymouth ; west to Grand Rapids , and north as far as Sault Ste. Marie. This is without a doubt the greatest campaign in automotive history. Build American - Buy American!

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