Who all can identify with this?

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5 on Friday:

1. Has anyone ever spoiled a book/movie/etc. for you?
Yes, but I was okay with it. Spoilers don't matter to me because for me there's a difference between knowing something and experiencing it.

2. Have you ever spoiled a book/movie/etc. for anyone?
Yeah. I used to own a video store and watched tons of movies. If anyone ask I would tell them.

3. Are you (or were you) spoiled as a child?
No. Absolutely NOT.

4. Do you put spoiler cuts when you discuss books/film in your blog?
I don’t blog about either.

5. Is there any food spoiling in your kitchen right now?
No, but there's a huge pile of dirty dishes.

Rules to Live by.

1. Never make fun of anyone for laughing or singing. Destroying someone else’s happiness is a mortal sin.
2. Hold everything you can close to heart. It helps the good stuff keep you warm and makes the bad stuff easier to kill.
3. So… when life turns to shit, look around at the people who are there to help clean up the mess. THOSE are your friends.
4. Never trust anyone who isn’t nice to babies, animals, old people or waitresses.
5. Learn basic grammar rules. I swear to God I will stab you in the kneecap if you mix up “you’re” and “your” again. And I’m pretty sure if you write “ur” you’re just going straight to hell.
6. If someone says, “Here, smell this,” do not do it!!

A 3 year old + a red marker =

Out my back door tonight..