Life Lessons

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world doesn't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:
They called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault,
so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring
as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to you
talk about how cool you thought you were:
So before you save the rain forest
from the parasites of your parent's generation,
try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
*This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers
are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
(Do that on your own time.)
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life.
In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you'll end up working for one.
If you can read this...thank a Teacher.
If you can read this in English...thank a Soldier!
And for life and everything else you have...thank God!
Don’t remember where I got this.. maybe an email.

5 on Friday

1. If you could invite five people to dinner from history, living or dead, who would they be? I’m not real fond of eating with dead people but here goes,Albert Einstein, Jesus Christ, Dr. Martin Luther King, Gandhi, and Bill Cosby.
2. Why have you chosen these five individuals?
Albert because I would like to discuss his theories, Jesus to talk about faith and today’s problems, MLK to talk about racial integration and tolerance and how we can improve, Gandhi to talk about peace and his views on smoothing relations with Muslims, and Bill Cosby  just so we can have a good laugh.
3. What would you serve for dinner?
I would order pizza cause I am lazy like that.
4. What would you like to ask them?
See answer number 2.
5. Do you think everybody seated at the table would get along? Why or why not?
Yes, I think they would all get along well. I would be most interested in the dialogue between Albert and Jesus on religious matters.

Happy/Not Happy

They're not happy in Gaza ...
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ...
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ...
They're not happy in Yemen ....
They're not happy in Afghanistan ....
They're not happy in Pakistan ...
They're not happy in Syria ...
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia ...
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ...
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ...
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ...
They're happy in Denmark ...
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like,
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel dung
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well No $hit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!

R.I.P.

Mom passed away Sunday, peacefully and painlessly.    She was 94.

Monday with Morgan

My Daddy and Mommy took me to meet Anna and Elsa from Frozen. It was awesome.

5 on Friday

1. Do you like your handwriting?
Not really, I tend to write too fast and not neat enough.
2. Do you prefer to print or write in cursive?
Sort of a combination of both.
3. Do you think handwriting should be graded in school?
Yes, you need to know how to write and how to write legibly.
4. Do you prefer writing in pencil or pen?
Depends on what I am doing. Usually it doesn’t matter.
5. When you write in ink, do you prefer a neutral color such as black or blue, or a fun color like purple or green?
I prefer purple, but you have to use blue or black for so much these days that I don’t get much of a change to use the color.