Wednesday, October 17, 2012

payback

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they didn't like each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions."

4 comments:

Joanne said...

LOL! Thanks for letting me start the day with a good laugh.
blessings, Joanne

Bob G. said...

MsN:
ROFLMAO...now THAT is the way to begin a Wednesday!!!
VERY well done.

Stay safe (and humorous) down there.

ms nk rey said...

That so reminds me of my ex.. we once drove around an industrial area of Detroit for 3 hours because he would not stop and ask directions.

CWMartin said...

Thanks for that one!