Dress Code for over 50

Many of those over 50 are quite confused about how we should present

ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting

and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current

fashions.

If you are not in our 'group,' but you know someone who is -- please

share this:

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, or at the beach, the

following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. Wearing a nose ring and bifocals.

2. Spiked hair with bald spots.

3. Sporting a pierced tongue and wearing dentures.

4. Wearing a miniskirt and support hose.

5. Wearing an ankle bracelet and corn pads.

6. Wearing a Speedo when you have Cellulite

7. Wearing a belly button ring and showing a gall bladder surgery

scar above it.

8. Wearing unbuttoned Disco shirts and a heart monitor.

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist.

11. Bikinis and liver spots.

12. Short shorts and varicose veins.

13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate Bad Taste in fashion for older folks. .

14. Wearing a thong over your Depends.