It seems a 4 year old boy named Hayden Wright busted out of his crib and went on a drunken, cross dressing crime spree in Chattanooga, Tn. Tuesday morning at 1:45 am. He got in his grandfathers cooler and got himself a beer, popped the top and busted into a neighbors house. Well actually Hayden got into the neighbor's house through an unlocked door and immediately noticed a bunch of presents under the Christmas tree. The presents must have called his name, because Hayden opened up five of them. One of the presents he opened up was a purdy brown dress, so Hayden slipped it on. After putting on the purdy dress he went to another neighbor’s house and rang the bell a few times. That neighbor call the police. The police found Hayden wandering the streets in the brown dress while drinking the beer. Hayden and his 21-year-old mother April were taken to the local hospital. April said that Hayden's father is in jail, so he might have been trying to get arrested so he could go be with him. Child Protective Services met with April yesterday and said they have no plans to take custody away from her. Is it just me or does this have Jon & Kate replacement written all over it?
3 comments:
MSN:
Guess some little nuts never fall from the tree...do they?
Have a great weekend.
Well, Hey! It's Tennessee afterall...and Christmas time. Hayden was just out for a morning stroll to visit the neighbors. And since when is cross dressing prohibited while boozing it up. Doesn't everyone?? During my own drinking days, I can recall trying to get into many a gal's dress. I take the 5th on further comments!
Snakefoot
Wow! My grandpa didn't start giving me hot toddies until I was about 5 or 6. I used to fake a little cough to get the Hot water,honey,lemon and whiskey. Maybe that's what helped me get to the point of needing to be sober 17+ years ago. RB
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