1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter"
2 comments:
Quite innovative idea to keep the intruders away from your home. :)
MSN:
That's funny as hell, and all well and good, BUT...
You're going on the assumption that MY neighbors know how to READ...LMAO!
You could always place a sign on the front door that reads:
"QUARANTINED by order of the CDC".
(again, they have to be able to READ it)
I just post JOB APPLICATONS all over...THAT they understand...and AVOID like a plague...LOL.
:)
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