Things That Make Me Go Hmmmmm.....

*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
*If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
*How much Healthy choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*Which came first, the woman or the department store?
*Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
*If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
*If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
*Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
*Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
*If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
*Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
*If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?