Puns

1. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
3. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
4. If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
5. Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
6. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
7. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
8. Without geometry, life is pointless.
9. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
10. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
11. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
12. Alarms: What an octopus is.
13. Dockyard: A physician's garden.
14. Incongruous: Where bills are passed