Cowboy wisdom; From TEXAS CORRAL, GRILL & SALOON ( good food)
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, Take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
CAREFUL is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.
A lasso is not a dating tool.
Ride the horse in the direction it's going.
The best way to cook any part of a rangy ol' Longhorn is to toss it into a pot with a horseshoe. And when the horseshoe is soft and tender, you can eat the beef.
A cowboy hat looks silly on anyone who isn't a cowboy.
If ya git ta thinkin' yer a person of influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
The only sumsitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Solvin' problems is like throwin' cattle. Dig your heels on the big ones, and grab the little ones 'round the neck.
(thanks Joe)
3 comments:
MSN:
That's one of Joe's better recipes for life...
ROFLMAO!
I can imagine Sam Elliott saying all this...and it makes SO much sense, too.
Thanks Joe...hope you got your share of cake and that you never have to call the fire department because of the number of candles on that cake.
(Personally, I use my birthdays to test the smoke alarms...LOL)
Have a great day...BOTH of you!
Now I know I'm hungry... the horseshoe sounds good...
The horseshoe story reminds me of a way to fix carp. First you split the carp, then nail it to an oak board, place in the sun for 2 weeks.After 2 weeks, remone the carp and eat the oak board.
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