Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Things to do on the Southside

Instead of stealing and or vandalizing or otherwise bothering Bobby G’s area perhaps you could try the following activities:

1. Start an Emo Band

2. Learn to read.

3. Paint a self portrait.

4. Build a house.

5. Dig for treasure that may or may not be buried in the park.

6. Walk around Walmart.

7. Recreate the Battle of Gettysburg in the street.

8. Find your real father.

9. Give back the bike you probably stole.

See there are plenty of things to do besides vandalizing and terrorizing the neighborhood.

3 comments:

Bob G. said...

MSN:
And who placed some "Christmas cheer" in YOUR coffee this morning, hmm?

ROFLMAO!!!

--Find your real father - priceless!

--Learn to read...marvelous!

Those are bang on!

Although on New Years Eve, it WILL sound a lot like Gettysburg around here...and I'll betcha we don't see ANY police (again).

I love it!
(thanks)

And if any of these morons COULD read, they might take you up on some of these...
I can always hope, though, can't I?

Have a great humpday.
Stay inside, (the weather REALLY sucks) and stay warm down there.

ms nk rey said...

HaHa Glad you liked it.

CWMartin said...

I would have commented, but Bobby G already said everything I thought of. That was HILARIOUS!!!