Things that bother me today:

1. Conspiracy theories.
2. Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.
3. How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible to open plastic molding covering.
4. The creepers at red lights. You know, those people that start inching forward in their cars slowly until the light turns green.
5. People letting their dogs use my yard as their toilet.
6. Keeping your Christmas lights up until February.
7. When the cashier gives you the change with the coins on top of the bills and for a moment you look like a fool jamming a large wad of cash into your purse.
8. Walking into a spider web
9. People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.
10. People who are late.