Irritating Things

These are so true.

There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
OH YEAH, BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE
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You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
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There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything.
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You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
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You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
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Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
ANOTHER ONE THAT REALLY IRKS!
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You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
I DO THIS ONE SO OFTEN, IT SURE TICKS ME OFF...
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The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
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A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
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You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 p.m. Instead of 7 a.m.
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People behind you on a super-market line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
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You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
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You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
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You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
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You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.