STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

 
(I would have given him 100%!)
Q 1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 
* His last battle.
Q 2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page.
Q 3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid.
Q 4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage.
Q 5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams.
Q 6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.
Q 7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.
Q 8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will become wet.
Q 9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* He will sleep at night.
Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q 11. If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what do you have ?
* Very large hands.
Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all.  The wall has already been built.
Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want.  The concrete floor is not going to crack.
 
 
from an email thanks Joe.