Monday, August 23, 2010

People

So, what's a pet peeve anyway? Pet peeves are small irritating things people unknowingly do out of habit or on purpose.

1. People who crack their knuckles.

2. People, using, too many, commas, when not, necessary. These could be the ones who pause too much while talking, PAU-sitive thinkers.

3. Bald people who won't let go of, those last two strands of precious hair.

4. When people opine and give free advice after everything you say, because they think 'you can't think for your own self.

5. People who believe that chain mails can make their wish come true.

6. People who fake smile.

7. People that stand too close behind you in lines so if you move back an inch you bump into them.

8. People that state the obvious as though they're passing on to you some great insight. No examples, just use your imagination.

9. People who scrape a fork, knife or spoon on a plate. arrghhhh. That's the most annoying sound ever, and why can't people eat without being so noisy with their utensils?

10. People that feel they have to curse every 2 seconds when trying to put a sentence together. like can you just say something intelligent without saying the "f" word?

3 comments:

Bob G. said...

MSN:
Damn fine list you got there...
(I crack my knuckels, but not in public...unless they crack by themselves...comes with age.)


I'm guilty of doing the comma gig from time to time...that's why I use the 3-dots instead...lol.

Chain mail is ONLY good when stopping a slashing attack from the Black Knight...!
(oh, you mean the OTHER chain mail)

I love bumping into those people...and then GLARING at them or saying "excuse YOU".

And yes, Captain OBVIOUS is NEVER at a loss for work THESE days...is he?

Have a great week.

CWMartin said...

chain mail... tee hee!

Sheri said...

Dustin actually scraps his teeth on his fork when he eats! ARGH!!!