Sixty Hits Revised:

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday. Seems as though I know them all!

They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

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The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.?

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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?

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Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

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The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

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Abba---Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

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Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

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And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

(adapted from an email)