1. Will I ever feel my hipbones again?
2. Why is it that I wouldn't want to be any other age?
3. Where did my metabolism go?
4. When did wine become an instant sedative?
5. How could I drive all the way home with my reading glasses on?
6. How high do reading glasses go?
7. When did my belly fat get its own pulse?
8. When did buying a new bra get so exciting?
9. When did I amass this collection of ointments?
1 comment:
1- Don't have to feel my hipbnones...they ache plenty to let me know THEY are THERE...!
2- I'd like to be 29...permanently...LOL.
3- Same place mine must be...my get up and go got up and went LONG ago.
4- When Jack Daniels got EXPENSIVE!
5- Maybe you were reading the lay of the land?
6- Mine go on the table...and then I get out my PAGE MAGNIFIER!
7- I don't have that issue, but I saw a pulse on my inner elbow yesterday...does that count?
8- Not EVEN going to go there...LMAO!
9- Perhaps a specific combination of certain ones leads to the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?
I prefer BLUE FOOD (M&Ms go first)...LOL.
Have a great day, dear.
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