Another of my lame jokes.. Dan is still working hard on my computer. This virus is a bad one. I hope no one is offended at these, I think most of my readers are aware of my sick sense of humor and my conservative stance. And besides this is funny!
Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan. President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this major announcement a a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....
"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person. The amount the government allocates will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.
Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussels sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies. All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair.
Remember you heard it here first!
1 comment:
MSN:
Well, it looks like my wife might make out like a bandit on this one...
(keep it under your hat, 'K?)
Now I'm personally waiting for the "Cash for Crap" plan when the Obamessaih "Garage Sale Police" come calling for all those items that were recalled and we never knew anything about, and tried to sell last Saturday...!
:)
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