Tuesday, March 9, 2010

10 Rules to Live By

1. You can be thin and wrinkly or you can another piece of cake and fluff those things out.

2. You can't shine a turd.

3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

4. I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.

5. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. Be careful of the toes you step on today as they may be connected to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow.

7. Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.

8. If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

9. There are two theories to arguing with women, neither one works.

10. Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

1 comment:

Bob G. said...

MSN:
Now THOSE are some really GOOD rules.

1- Or pie.
2- Or dress one up.
3- Yup!
4- Sounds a lot like me.
5- ...
6- But they'll need ME before I need them.
7- Or buy you an ISLAND to retire on...LOL.
8- Oh, you've MET ny "neighbors"?
9- Right - no "correct" answer here.
10- Seriously, don't take like seriously...?!?
(that can get you a mental hernia)

A smile a day makes others wonder WTH you might be up to...