1. You can be thin and wrinkly or you can another piece of cake and fluff those things out.
2. You can't shine a turd.
3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
4. I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
5. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
6. Be careful of the toes you step on today as they may be connected to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow.
7. Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
8. If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
9. There are two theories to arguing with women, neither one works.
10. Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
1 comment:
MSN:
Now THOSE are some really GOOD rules.
1- Or pie.
2- Or dress one up.
3- Yup!
4- Sounds a lot like me.
5- ...
6- But they'll need ME before I need them.
7- Or buy you an ISLAND to retire on...LOL.
8- Oh, you've MET ny "neighbors"?
9- Right - no "correct" answer here.
10- Seriously, don't take like seriously...?!?
(that can get you a mental hernia)
A smile a day makes others wonder WTH you might be up to...
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