I Do Not

If you were wondering....here is a list of things I do not do.
Why a list of things I don't do? Because I have nothing else to blog about today. Why? Because it's just one of those blah days. [aka Mondaaaay]
Oh, and why am I spelling the words differently?
Well, because I can. And you can't stop me. Hah.

I do not:

1) Type with my fingers on the right keys. This will catch up with me one day, but for now, I'm fine. The homerow keys and I do not get along.

2) Like to drink out of cups unless they have a straw. You can ask any of my friends. I like to have a bridge between my mouth and the cup. You know, the cup that countless mouths have touched. Yeah, that cup.

3) Wear Make Up. I think I have talked about this before, but it just bothers me. I hate make up, and it annoys me when women will not go into public without make up.

4) Want to grow up.

5) Care of you think I am a nerd. Why? Because I know I am. I'll be the first to tell you that. So I already knew that. Hah.

6) Speed. Ok, Ok...I go like 5 or 10 over on the interstate. But...I that they won't ticket you if you're going 10 over on a highway. And I only do that if I'm in a hurry. Other than that, I sit right at 70-ish when I'm on the interstate. (People who drive fast make me extreeeeemely nervous...and if I'm riding with you, and you make me nervous...I'll let you know.)

7) Like it when people wake me up. I'm a nice person. Really, I am. But I'm not nice when someone wakes me up. There's a scowl on my face that would scare a robber away. [Sorry in advance if I am ever mean to you in the morning.]

8) Understand why a teleportation device has not been invented yet. I'm just sayin' that it would be much much better for meeee if someone could invent that. Please and Thank you.
Ok, I do not know what else to say...without boring everyone to death, that is.