A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 
3 year-old grandson.     It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming  
for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for     fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.     Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,     "Easy, William, we won't be long . .. . easy, boy."     Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay,     William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in     there, boy."     At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and     Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax  
buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool,     William."  
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading  
his groceries and the boy into the car.     She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but     you were amazing in there.. I don't know how you did it. That whole time,  
you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got,  
you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very     lucky to have you as his grandpa."  
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William ... .. .     the little bastard's name is Kevin."
(from an email)
 
 
2 comments:
MSN:
Yeah, I like that one a lot!
Funny stuff.
STay safe down there.
OMG LOL hee hee heee! (three hees is a real compliment, BTW)
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