- Have you ever seen a "pretty little thing" with a poor old man?
- Exactly how much is too much coffee?
- When wine tasting, always swirl the wine around and sniff and then swirl again. It makes it seem like you know what you're doing when you really don't.
- Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
- I'm now convinced that the IRS should be known as the Internal Rectal System. Seriously!!!
- If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, you have a problem
- Why some days I feel like a freakin ray of sunshine.
- For my peace of mind I should change all my passwords.
- Why I can’t pull off a really good practical joke.
- Why my favorite color changes from hour to hour, but red and pink always rank right up there at the top.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
I was wondering...........
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1- Nope...(and STILL waiting)...LOL!
(gets smacked from the missus)
2- When you become "tweaked" it's time to *86* on the "joe".
3- Yeah, and I also found out that spitting it into a person's ASHTRAY is frowned upon...(go figure)
4- Amen to THAT!
5- We at the Treasury dept always called it the INFERNAL Revenue System, but I do like YOURS much better!
6- Much of my happiness is derived from what I can do FOR other people. (weird, huh?)
7- Must have been those TWO SCOOPS of raisins in the bran?
8- Just treat PWs like socks...can't go wrong THERE, hmm?
9- Think of it as being ABLE to pull off really good IMpractical jokes brilliantly...problem solved.
10- My color is blue, and when I see it, I never "feel" it, if you get my drift.
Place it up there alongside "aroma-therapy".
Another great list...love them!
I "perky" freaking ray of sunshine! :)
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