Disclaimer

The author is not responsible for anything/anyone on this page that could disturb/destroy the sanity of the creature visiting it. Any complaints may be addressed to their own local quack/doctor and the author is NOT responsible for the medical bills resulting. Consequences of reckless acts such as reading the page backwards, selecting view-source and attempting to memorize its contents or anything subject to the reader's fantasy will have to be suffered by the visitor alone. If you are breaking any laws in your planet/country (including those laid down by your dad, mom, husband, yourself) I don't give a damn. The views and opinions expressed in this blog are those of mine unless otherwise stated. Now try reading this backwards, skipping every third letter.