1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
2. If the 'black box' flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
4. Can you cry under water?
5. Why do people say, 'You've been working like a dog' when dogs just sit around all day?
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
7. Do fish ever get thirsty?
8. Can you get cornered in a round room?
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables then what is baby oil made from?
11. What should one call a male ladybug?
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water?
14. Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
19. Why are ‘apart’ments stuck together?
20. Who teaches spiders which leg to put forward first, when they start walking?
21.Why is inspiration momentary, while depression is more permanent?
3 comments:
MSN:
Okay...so you FIANLLY found that George Carlin book you've been looking for the past several months, right?
ROFLMAO...!!!
Got MY weekend off with a laugh...love it!
Have a great weekend yourself!
HAD TO LAUGH WHEN I READ THESE, BUT I REALLY LOST IT WHEN I READ #7 (DO FISH EVER GET THIRSTY}
All of these make me want to put on a pair of pants, wait, I've only got one. I LOST one..aaaaugh!!! Gotta be around here somewhere I had both or one or whatever on earlier, I think
RB
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