Tuesday, January 11, 2011

I love Puns!

  1. A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
  2. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  3. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  4. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
  5. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  6. Without geometry, life is pointless.
  7. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  9. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
  10. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

3 comments:

Bob G. said...

MSN:
As do I...you got really GOOD one here, too.

Thanks for the smile on a snowy day.

Stay warm down there.

CWMartin said...

Not to tread on the pun, but does anyone ever dream in black-and-white? I did just once, but there was extenuating circumstances.

Bob G. said...

CWM:
The only time I dream in B&W is when the THREE STOGOES are involved...don't know why, but it IS funny.

:)