- A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
- When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
- Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
I love Puns!
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3 comments:
MSN:
As do I...you got really GOOD one here, too.
Thanks for the smile on a snowy day.
Stay warm down there.
Not to tread on the pun, but does anyone ever dream in black-and-white? I did just once, but there was extenuating circumstances.
CWM:
The only time I dream in B&W is when the THREE STOGOES are involved...don't know why, but it IS funny.
:)
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