You know you are too old to Trick or Treat
When:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or." And can't remember the rest
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Anyway.
4 comments:
Numbers 1&5 seem especially relevant. Although, I can't seem to remember why! Merry Meet!
Snakefoot
MSN:
ROFLMAO...!!!
Love #4!
I was one of those unfortunate kids that ALWAYS got sick the week before Halloween...no kidding!
I think I only went out 2-3 times...TOTAL.
Mom used to put on some of Dad's old clothes and do the "begathon" for me...and I did quite well.
SO there is something to be said for older folks trick or treating...LOL.
Nice funny start to my weekend...thanks!
:)
That is some funny stuff I am enjoying your blog keep it up
your welcome,, jr
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