Women who wear too much perfume.
People who don't know the difference between it’s/its and they’re /their/there.
Sick people who cough near you.
People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.
People who can't complete a sentence without saying "you know" or “like”.
People who always have to be right and have the last word.
People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.
People who mumble.
Telemarketers.
Loud motorcycles.
Lazy people.
People who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck
When those little hinges on the CD case break, and now you can't open and close it.
People who don't want to learn anything new because they know it all.
When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief.
People who have no idea what "personal space" is.
People who smoke right outside the door of a nonsmoking establishment, getting smoke all over everybody who enters/leaves.
Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.
Kids with baggy pants hangin below their ass.
People who don't vote and then complain about the results.
Conspiracy theories.
People who don't send thank you notes.
When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.
3 comments:
Most of the things that annoy me most on a daily basis are not people they have to do with things that don't work or break. Like, what do you do with a can of beer when the pull tab breaks off when you try to open it? Now where is that antique church key?????
Snakefoot
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Annoying?
1-can smell 'em coming a BLOCK away!
2-remedial ENGLISH...anyone?
3-barf on ther SHOES...that'll get 'em to quit.
4-Like Custer, they can't see those ARROWS!
5- (see #2)
6-been there, done that.
7-one word: CALL BLOCK! (OK, make that TWO words)
8-not as bad as LOUD BOOMCARS.
9-You been watching MY neighbors, hmm?
10-I keep those folks at arm's length.
11-Never had that problem with 8-TRACKS, did we?
12-Been watching MY neighbors AGAIN, hmm?
13-Don't wanna see what they do when they #2, do you?
14-Yep, you've been watching MY neighbors...
15-I'm discreet when it comes to others...so sue me.
16-Never met a set of "smilin' ribs" yet...have you?
17-It's a "cultural thang"...and we all know what the word SAGGIN is when spelled BACKWARDS, right? (oh, no).
18-Now you're watching ME, ain'cha?
19-Hey, I had NOTHING to do with Watergate...I was busy ELSEWHERE.
20-Another case of MISDIRECTION. As go jellybeans, so goes the nation's politics.
Nice list, and I always enjoy every minute of them.
Thanks.
B.G.
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